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Anonymous: You mentioned previously that scram's dick is detachable. Theoretically, if he had an extension cord could be give himself anal?
That is a terrible idea anon.
That’s a brilliant idea anon.
You can’t trust a woman until she’s farted in front of you.
This coming from a dutch means a lot you know.
The word is Dutchwoman, you freakin half pipe.
Must we seperate Dutchman from Dutchwoman? ANARCHY THEN I SAY! *Quietly in the distance* Anarchy….
I don’t think that word means what you think it means. Either that or I just don’t see how anarchy solves an irrelevant language issue.
It’s simple, separating men and woman requres a controlled enviornment that regulates their interactions.
So basically SEGREGATION IS A THING OF DICKTATORSHIPS!! >:U
You can’t trust a woman until she’s farted in front of you.
This coming from a dutch means a lot you know.
people who say “melk” instead of milk
I say melk…
you know, melk is actually the dutch word for milk
are you really going to beat up all of holland
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