look at this Funky little duck
please look at this duck
fuck the duck
DO NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THE DUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NO
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why doesn’t ellen give stuff away like oprah and call the segment ellen de generous like wtf
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The Book Of Life
Directed by Jorge R. Gutierrez
Studio ReelFX
JLSKADHMAKLFXSDLF,WYERMFIGULEIF,LDSWHVEHIFLMOXIF,LVQHDC DEX DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO THIS DIRECTOR IS ;A;
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gearholder: You mean you didn't know? women's breasts are smaller in the morning, as opossed to men's morning condition :Y
I was unaware either of these things was a thing.
You pizzas and your missinformation of human physiology, seriously ù.ú
A mutual reblog is like passing eachother on the street and nodding.
Or having that one person being fucking creepy and waving at you ecstatically; shouting your name while you keep walking even though you heard them.
In what way is that “mutual”?
In how the creep didn’t pay attention to what you said, so their response turns out incoherent.










