yellowfur:

happilyimperfect:

So, this happened during the USA vs Germany game last Thursday, and this is what I have to say…

Dear USA, 

• you have 5 dual national German-Americans on your team. Remember that when you insult half their identity. 
• using the hashtag ‘#backtobackworldwarchamps’ does not make you funny. It may make you feel better, but it also makes you look incredible stupid.
• Germans are aware of their past. They are constantly battling with the actions of their ancestors. Many have little to no “Nationalstolz” (national pride) because they have seen where blind trust and loyalty can lead, and therefore may be proud of individual moments or specific things like their Fußball team, but not necessarily of “Germany” as a whole. (For a concrete example: In America, I see US flags everywhere- on front porches, in front of many business buildings, and schools, and on the lapels of politicians– it’s an everyday thing. The only German flags I would see during my day in Germany are at the Parliament building and now as a few fans stumble home after watching a Fußball game.)
• Not all Germans living during WW2 were Nazis, just like not all US citizens supported the invasion of Iraq. 
• Please stop making such stupid comments. Support your team, yes, and wave your flag and go ahead and hate on the German team itself, but believe me- Germans hate on themselves enough without you making tasteless comments about their past. 

Thanks. Feel free to send me an ask if you want to talk about it– whether or not you agree, I’d love to hear your thoughts. 

flags only out on world cups here

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lizzymodblog:

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draeneii:

No but this is what happens when you unlock luigi in super smash bros (64)

They are kind of right. I mean, the first time he got his own game was when mario went missing.

And the first time Mario got his own game, it was named after the villain.

Your point?

What if Zelda was a girl?

What if Metroid was a parasite alien?

What if Donkey Kong was a gorila?

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dj-shamrock:

lunatheinksane:

sassy-spoon:

prostituteryan:

radryro:

prostituteryan

I LOOKED UP CACTUS PUNS

THIS IS INCREDIBLE.

BUT YOU GUYS CACTI IS PLURAL AND CACTUS IS THE SINGULAR FORM SO THEY’RE LITERALLY SAYING THEY’RE READY TO BE SINGLE YOU GUYS ARE FAWNING OVER THE CRUMBLING RELATIONSHIP OF DESERT FLORA

Plot twist of my life

Or maybe they’re just saying they want to be one <3

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jackthevulture:

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evilton:

 

thebrookeofdragons:

avannak:

dragontameroutoftime:

leg

• Hiccup grew an entire foot in five years
• He still has a neck
• He keeps his duds in his kneecaps
• Hiccup doesn’t like the braids <3

“he tolerates it because she’s his girlfriend”

“Hiccup grew an entire foot in five years”

Well I’m not seeing it.

looks like he lost one foot but gained another… equivalent exchange?

IM CHOKING ON MY CEREAL

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If I had to call ‘em tarot card names they’d be…

The bitch
Bob
The Rebagel
The Lencute
The Glamourous
The Woofer
The Toxican
The Patoot
The Hoo

In that order.

senseidezzy:

Hey!!!

To keep a long and stressful story short I’ve been in a dire need for some cash so I’m opening commissions.

MLP Style works are $15 ( +8 for each additional character and another +8 for a, non abstract, background.)

PSG Style works are $20 ( +10 for each additional character and another +10 for a, non abstract, background.)

Something Else? Is something I’ve put in place since I have a very inconsistent style and it tends to vary/change often. It can go from $20- to whatever you’re willing to pay/what you want. Lets talk it out!

Either send me an ask/fanmail, dA note, or email . PLEASE DO NO SEND PAYMENT UNTILL I ASK! I SAY THIS BECAUSE I TAKE PAYMENT ONCE I’VE HAD YOU OKAY A PREVIEW SKETCH!!!!

Email: senseidezzybuns@hotmail.com

dA: http://senseidezzy.deviantart.com/

skype: available upon request

What I will/can draw:

• Suggestive stuff
• OCs and Offical Characters
• shipping
• minor blood and gore
• people with animal features (ex: nekomimi)
• furry(?)
• girls and femboys
• crossover art
• Birthday/gift art

What I won’t/can’t draw:

• NSFW
• major gore/guro
• heavy animal features like snouts
• mecha

If you’re not sure about something just ask me I’ll reply as soon as I can, privately! I’M GANNA TAKE ON AS MANY AS I THINK I CAN!!

»>VIEW AVAILABLE SPOTS HERE««

HA! What a stupid idiot!

zazzle-poetry:

buy here

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