djthedemon:
“ calm the fuck down ross
”

djthedemon:

calm the fuck down ross

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403,514 notes4 years ago

lizzymodblog:

Everyday, stand in front of the mirror, nude. Keep standing there, checking yourself out, until you’re fully convinced you’re a hot piece of ass.

Pro-tip: Stop if you start feeling aroused instead of confident. It leads to terrible things you have to explain if you get caught.

“orz

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36 notes4 years ago

yuki-menoko:

This is my favourite video of all time

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150 notes4 years ago
okagami:
“ notcuddles:
“ fennekincrossing:
“ givemeinternet:
“ SEA IS FOR COOKIE!
”
please leave
”
what perfection this is
”
If it’s good enough for him then it’s good enough for me
”

okagami:

notcuddles:

fennekincrossing:

givemeinternet:

SEA IS FOR COOKIE!

please leave

what perfection this is

If it’s good enough for him then it’s good enough for me

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182,920 notes4 years ago
facts-i-just-made-up:
“ Cockfruit is one of the most infamous fruits that grows in Brazil.
Though its flavor is said to be sublime, there are few who would eat the fruit publicly owing to its shape. A social stigma also applies to those who would buy...

facts-i-just-made-up:

Cockfruit is one of the most infamous fruits that grows in Brazil.

Though its flavor is said to be sublime, there are few who would eat the fruit publicly owing to its shape. A social stigma also applies to those who would buy and dice the fruit for less obscene eating, as their act resembles castration.

That’s all changing with the creation of self contained fields and factories that grow and process the fruit into juice or snacks all behind an opaque wall where citizens of the predominantly Catholic country needn’t see the salacious ripened foodstuffs.

Cockfruit is named for its first proponent, Johnny Cockfruitseed, who traveled the world planting cockfruit trees. He is currently under arrest on obscenity charges.

Unbeknownst to the Brazilian government, many private investors have gotten hold of these exotic fruits in the black market and currently successfully grow their very own plants in clandestine farmlands all across Venezuela, Peru, Guatemala and Mexico, where the climate has shown to be mostly favorable to the growth of a sweeter, albeit somewhat spicy variety of cockfruit.

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3,942 notes4 years ago

justadashofsarcasm:

deluxetoaster:

can we start a club for teenagers who were constantly complimented on their intelligence when they were younger and are now having trouble coping with the realization that they’re actually of average intellect at best

can this club have a support person that helps us to study because we didn’t need to before so we don’t know how to now 

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736,035 notes4 years ago

friendshipisalpaca:

askbugeyedtwi:

Please follow this horsie.

Rood

D:<

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213 notes4 years ago
youobviouslyloveoctavia:
“ “ Scram pls explain.
”
Well… You see…
>///

youobviouslyloveoctavia:

Scram pls explain.

Well… You see…

>///<

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76 notes4 years ago

seeminglydeepstatement:

somefantasticallies:

vivalatrench:

mrsugarpink:

rapewhistled:

followmehome:

It’s not “bacon,” it’s a pig.

It’s not “veal,” it’s a calf.

It’s not “steak,” it’s a cow.

It’s not “meat,” it’s an animal…

its not “fruit”, its dividing cells that accumulate fructose…

it’s not delivery. it’s digiorno.

It’s not a scene, it’s a god damn arms race

It’s not “levioSA”, it’s “leviOsa”

Maybe it’s Maybelline 

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