Pancakes are wonderfully substantive, mouth-watering flatbread delights. They can withstand an onslaught of butter, jams, jellies and assorted syrups and still maintain their delicious fluffiness.

Hotcakes, on the other hand, are limp and lifeless pieces of rubbery flour/water compost. When put under the slightest amount of condiments or pressure from a utensil, the hotcake loses its form entirely.

The joke is that I’m a piece of shit cook ok -.-

not-reality:

tinycartridge:

Hatsune Miku 3DS coming to U.S., Europe ⊟

The green-haired vocaloid will finally come to a Nintendo platform in the West some time next year! Sega announced Hatsune Miku Project Mirai Remix (a “localized version and a complete edition of Hatsune Miku: Project Mirai with added elements,” according to Gematsu) during a fifth anniversary talk show for the singer today. Thanks to Geii, CSD, and Claudia for the GIFs!

BUY Hatsune Miku Games, upcoming games

Oh my god 3DS Miku?! Plus EUROPE?

Oh my god oh my gosh yes yesyesyesysyeysyesysyyeyes

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

(Source: gematsu.com, via nephrited)

I regret nothing!!!

You know what, fuk you tumblr, I’m a grown ass man. I stand in lines for groceries, I know how to use public transport and I can make my own damn hotcakes in the morning if I so damned want to, I don’t need this shiet. I’m just gonna go to bed.

t(;~; t)

bastardlybrendan:

misandryisalie:

kuroba101:

dinaslappel:

sure was cold last night. good thing we had trash to burn for warmth

While I disapprove of book burning in general, in this case…

This is a book by Christina Hoff Sommers, a woman who has been involved in feminism and feminist academia her entire life. She is a feminist. This book talks about the bias against boys in school (for example: boys are more likely to drop out and greatly lag when it comes to literacy).

Also the minute you start to support book burning, congratulations, you are now an oppressive and authoritarian group.

Do you ever think, like putting aside all the Tumblr bullshit and the obsession with gender politics on this website alone, do you ever just look at people like this and feel confused about how they live their life.

Like this person is so obsessed in whatever ignorant mindset they hold that they saw this book and immediately set in motion a series of events for their entire day where they would buy this book and ensure their camera is charged. They would then rip it up, while taking photos and light it on fire and put it into a fire smiling and put it on the internet. They planned out this entire thing.

This isn’t Mein Kampf.

This isn’t some controversial book calling for the extermination of a gender or euthanasia. 

It’s literally some mild critique by a feminist about how dodgy policies from over-zealous feminism can end up harming people rather than helping.

This person is so wrapped up in whatever self-righteousness they possess and so desperate for the approval of whatever circle they’re in on Tumblr that they decided they would burn this book, probably without reading it, and take pictures to show off that they’re so stupid and insecure about their own views that they’d sooner burn anything that questions them.

I dunno about you but I’m really just confused about how you could plan out these actions over the course of a day and not sit and think to yourself “wow I’m behaving in a completely irrational manner”. 

(via the-one-they-call-buttface)