Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
GROW DINOSAURS
We literally have an entire trilogy of movies that explain why that is a bad idea.
SHUT THE HELL UP AND GIVE FATHER HIS DAMN STATUE
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The amount of notes concerns me
i’m more concerned about the fact that this orange is still on the loose he could kill again at any time
the newspapers give this notorious killer a nickname
much to the dismay of the lead detective
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A fucking cat just climbed through my window and now it won’t leave my house.
It’s just sitting there. On my bed. Watching me.
Keep it. It is now your best friend.
I… I guess I could? Until I find its owner, at least.
… I used to have a cat when I was young. I suppose I should get the litter box and shit out of the garage.
CAT VS SNAKE PIT FIGHT!! :Y
Don’t the US traditionally suck at football?No, we’re pretty good at football.
Soccer’s given us troubles though.
Oh yeah you guys win the Oval-handball World Series everytime.
Damn it’s like the rest of the world isn’t even trying!
owow talk about low ndurance -.-
I would get a Wii U for this.
HANK HILL Brings the Pro-Pain!
(via that-damn-owl)
C'est la “Fédération Internationale de Football Association”
Not the “Freedums, thx Obaba, ‘Murrica!” Commission of Sportsball.
“Proof that #Regginator performed his own stunts without the aid of CGI during the Digital Event”
Body game too ready :|
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