Anonymous: No Liz. You birthday is now today. I will send you a box of earthworms and a gameboy made of cheese. ACCEPT THE GIFT LIZ. ACCEPT IT GRACIOUSLY.


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Cheese and earthworms are the traditional marriage offering of kidergartners.

So congrats Ellie, I pronounce you anon and bitch, you may punch the groom now - 3-

8 notes8 years ago

Anonymous: any clue what happened to erthilo?


nephrited:

He’s still alive and doing stuff, do not worry.

He’s online RIGHT NOW in fact reading this ask.

That damn babbu, he’s like some kind of reversed intenet husband, not being here ever ;^;

10 notes8 years ago

lizzymodblog:

gearholder:

lizzymodblog:

The gameboy is 25 years old.

I know this because I was born in the same year as the gameboy.

We’re best friends.

Ha, old hag >:y

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25 is not old, man.

whateva, whateva, 80’s kid, I’ll just say hag then >:y

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24 notes8 years ago

lizzymodblog:

The gameboy is 25 years old.

I know this because I was born in the same year as the gameboy.

We’re best friends.

Ha, old hag >:y

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48 notes8 years ago

Anonymous: *sucks your 'cog'*


0 notes8 years ago

When contemplating a $15.00 purchase

  • 10-year-old me:Wow idk that's a lot of money
  • 15-year-old me:Kickass, that's so cheap
  • 20-year-old me:Wow idk that's a lot of money
481,992 notes8 years ago
nolanthebiggestnerd:
“ lolsomeone-actually:
“ dailytroyler:
“ majesticquest:
“ dutchster:
“ what
”
Just
”
High school musical
”
GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME
”
fucking rekt
”
why’s there so many wet floor signs

nolanthebiggestnerd:

lolsomeone-actually:

dailytroyler:

majesticquest:

dutchster:

what

Just

High school musical 

GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME

fucking rekt

why’s there so many wet floor signs

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313,496 notes8 years ago

Anonymous: you're only mad because blue balls didn't finish grinding your gears.


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