Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
Anonymous: No Liz. You birthday is now today. I will send you a box of earthworms and a gameboy made of cheese. ACCEPT THE GIFT LIZ. ACCEPT IT GRACIOUSLY.
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Cheese and earthworms are the traditional marriage offering of kidergartners.
So congrats Ellie, I pronounce you anon and bitch, you may punch the groom now - 3-
Anonymous: any clue what happened to erthilo?
He’s still alive and doing stuff, do not worry.
He’s online RIGHT NOW in fact reading this ask.
That damn babbu, he’s like some kind of reversed intenet husband, not being here ever ;^;
The gameboy is 25 years old.
I know this because I was born in the same year as the gameboy.
We’re best friends.
Ha, old hag >:y
25 is not old, man.
whateva, whateva, 80’s kid, I’ll just say hag then >:y
The gameboy is 25 years old.
I know this because I was born in the same year as the gameboy.
We’re best friends.
Ha, old hag >:y
Anonymous: *sucks your 'cog'*
When contemplating a $15.00 purchase
- 10-year-old me:Wow idk that's a lot of money
- 15-year-old me:Kickass, that's so cheap
- 20-year-old me:Wow idk that's a lot of money
what
Just
High school musical
GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME
fucking rekt
why’s there so many wet floor signs
(via slapmango)
Anonymous: you're only mad because blue balls didn't finish grinding your gears.
