pileofknives:

venacavo:

johnnyjoestarrelatable:

just found out today that moths can make their genitals vibrate to throw off a bat’s sonar

we can too you’re just not skilled yet

Me helicoptering my dick so the cops can’t triangulate my cellphone signal

(via kitana-coldfire)

dies-first:

varkarrus:

whoburntmytoast:

ghostkld:

h…

HEWWO????

This is the only version of this meme I will accept

PWEASE SAVE ME MR. OBAMA

(Source: emonite, via sakimcgee)

super-affection:

oh boy i could go for some nice and delicious

(via not-the-conversation-starter)

hungwy:

theproofisinthesloth:

hungwy:

What if chairs just fucked your shit up while you were trying to sit on them

The electric chair….

Me on my new chair

(via chefpyro)