just found out today that moths can make their genitals vibrate to throw off a bat’s sonar
we can too you’re just not skilled yet
Me helicoptering my dick so the cops can’t triangulate my cellphone signal
(via kitana-coldfire)
h…
HEWWO????
This is the only version of this meme I will accept
PWEASE SAVE ME MR. OBAMA
twenty-three-helicopter-drivers:
This doesn’t sound like it was composed by a human
That’s ‘cause it was composed by the spider wizard
(via kitana-coldfire)
What if chairs just fucked your shit up while you were trying to sit on them
The electric chair….
Me on my new chair
(via chefpyro)















