mynameisbilly:

She’s a mermaid and he’s trying to get her tail dry so her tail can turn back into actual legs and feet.

(Source: mynameisbilly, via little-innsmouth-inn)

teenagerobotlove:

five o’clock, get a call to go blading
at the skate park down by the mall
but my mom says i gotta prevent some aliens
from annihilating us all

(via slapmango)

damfrozencupcakes:

this is so powerful to me

(Source: hajinkz, via slapmango)

cannibal-swag:

jfarge:

ven0moth:

why do they sell these

to commit a murder most fowl

sit down

(via slapmango)

kennedyprice:

Literally the most frustrating episode..

(via slapmango)

pembrokewkorgi:

The opening to Vladimir Nabokov’s “Lolita”

I wish I could say I’m sorry but am not ùwú

Oh my God!  That is wonderful!  Thanks!

Fragment (consider revising) >:y

der-stein:

flashiestlightning:

Fantastic people ^^

WAGH!!!Z

How am I at the top?

I’ll get you next time Gadget!

(Source: flashiestlightning-blog, via der-stein)

excessunrated:

psychara:

shadowassemblage:

Punk’s not dead, just sleeping

AWWAWWEEEE

Sleeping punks is the only photoset theme more precious than sleeping animals.

(via conspicuouslad)