So i have this giant pencil right
I think we all know where this is going.
the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming


Choose Your Own Power: What Superhero Would You Be?
Which will you choose? The radioactive insect? The ring? The super strength serum? Click here to make your choice!
What’s the ring supposed to be? Can’t be Green Lantern; it’s blue. Am I forgetting another ring-based superhero?
Maybe it’s ring 1/10 and if you chose it you become The Mandarin?



i guess i’d only be a third wheel anyway ಠ_ಠ
Don’t you mean a third leg? Ha!
A ball with such a large hole in it doesn’t seem like it would roll…
I’m not even sure how a single large hole works for grip…

(via adurot)








…what would you even use a ten-inch drill bit for, I’m scared
also, if you haven’t seen it already, I made a chart for which character is what! you can find it on the sidebar, or you can click here if you want to be efficient about it! character names are in alt text, so if you’re not sure who someone is, hover over their image.
What does a robot even need cupcakes for?
Is “so sweet and tasty” not reason enough?
Does she have taste buds? Is she even capable of eating them at all?
Well I know what I’d use that drill for.
10 Inches of Heaven-Piercing Action!!
(via adurot)

♀: “…holy crap you ACTUALLY have a manual control panel???”
☼: “Um, yeah?”
♀: “That is so obsolete how can someone even… why”
☼: “Can you hurry up I feel weird being naked ike this”
Why did I accept being her mechanic I’l never know “orz
Fun to see how other peeps chars translate into my style.
zedrin-maybe start screaming, boi B/
mornin’ reblo’










