221bitssmallerontheoutside:

scottish:

thewriters-blog:

If you ever feel like you’ve screwed up, just remember that in 1348 the Scots thought it would be a good idea to invade England because the English were weakened by the Plague. They subsequently caught the plague themselves, went back to Scotland, and killed half their own population.

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the url really makes this

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chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: ah. my butt on your blog. there it remains. like poetry.


lizzymodblog:

gearholder:

conspicuouslad:

Perfect for shit posting

Five butts on first line,

Seven more at the middle,

Refrigerator.

well that first message

wasn’t really a haiku

so why you do that

Because haikus are poetry byatch B/

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chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: ah. my butt on your blog. there it remains. like poetry.


conspicuouslad:

Perfect for shit posting

Five butts on first line,

Seven more at the middle,

Refrigerator.

12 notes8 years ago

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805 notes8 years ago

eric-coldfire:

periru3:

I shouldn’t be allowed on Tumblr. Stupid things happen. 

(Like me seeing this post and going insane)

GotG (1995)

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20,416 notes8 years ago

nation-of-homeskillets:

omigawdmatt:

OH MY GOD THERE IS A PHOTOSET OF THIS?

THIS PHOTOSET IS MY LIFE

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Anonymous: is it ok if people draw porn of you


lizzymodblog:

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707:

Uuh, sure? I guess? I mean, fanart is fanart.

I’d probably be drawing porn myself if I had a better understanding of anatomy. I wouldn’t draw pure pony porn though, that’s kinda weird if you ask me, but anthro or human, sure.

… I may actually lose followers by talking about this subject.

It’s weird when gifts you get from other people may offend other other people.

Hey didn’t someone draw you with Willdrawforfood in the bathtub once?

24 notes8 years ago

deeceeoh:

Only this asshole can get away with throwing a book at Nyarlathotep.

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417 notes8 years ago

conspicuouslad:

lizzymodblog:

ah yes

dry white bread and ice tea

really putting that culinary arts degree to good use

Lizzy the chef, everyone!

More like Lazy the chef

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