If you ever feel like you’ve screwed up, just remember that in 1348 the Scots thought it would be a good idea to invade England because the English were weakened by the Plague. They subsequently caught the plague themselves, went back to Scotland, and killed half their own population.
the url really makes this

chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: ah. my butt on your blog. there it remains. like poetry.
Perfect for shit posting
Five butts on first line,
Seven more at the middle,
Refrigerator.
well that first message
wasn’t really a haiku
so why you do that
Because haikus are poetry byatch B/
chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707: ah. my butt on your blog. there it remains. like poetry.
Perfect for shit posting
Five butts on first line,
Seven more at the middle,
Refrigerator.





I shouldn’t be allowed on Tumblr. Stupid things happen.
(Like me seeing this post and going insane)
GotG (1995)
(via eric-coldfire)
Anonymous: is it ok if people draw porn of you
chefpyrosjunk-deactivated201707:
Uuh, sure? I guess? I mean, fanart is fanart.
I’d probably be drawing porn myself if I had a better understanding of anatomy. I wouldn’t draw pure pony porn though, that’s kinda weird if you ask me, but anthro or human, sure.
… I may actually lose followers by talking about this subject.
It’s weird when gifts you get from other people may offend other other people.
Hey didn’t someone draw you with Willdrawforfood in the bathtub once?
ah yes
dry white bread and ice tea
really putting that culinary arts degree to good use
Lizzy the chef, everyone!
More like Lazy the chef
(via conspicuouslad)

