It’s been over a week now and I’m still so fucking mad about that shiny petilil I didn’t catch “orz

conspicuouslad:

people who say ‘nom nom nom’ when they eat

(via conspicuouslad)

Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

whyiseveryonefalling:

scotchcarousel:

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I did both…

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

I used to step on mine until they exploded.

(Source: manda, via slapmango)