sluttygrandma:

do you ever daydream of dressing boys in better clothes

no I dream of girls

(Source: usedtextbook, via wicked-thornes)

theconsultingrenegade:

bestquius:

bestquius:

There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.

I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele

(Source: onenoteman, via budaclees)

hope-for-komaeda:

bunnywithacape:

‘Olay?’
‘Olay.’
The Fault In Our Sombreros.

Nacho average love story.

it’s spelled olé not olay you illiterate fuck this ain’t the fault in our lotions

(Source: catwithacape, via residentialrabbit)

ask-celestia-stuff:

ask-celestia-stuff:

10 princess points to the first to guess celestias eye color

you’re all wrong unless Backy who guessed gray

wait what…

Since backy’s also wrong can I get the points? :V

(via askstonertwilight-deactivated20)