lizzymodblog:

I have a challenge. If anyone reading this can do a decent Danny Devito impersonation, kindly dub the entirety of the first episode of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Every voice is Danny Devito. Including the animals. It’ll be beautiful.

Won’t a Christopher Walken do?

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wait, if time is a human construct…

conspicuouslad:

bonmod:

how does gravity bend it? O.o

Well in that case if time is a human construct

how can there be a max speed of light

when speed is a function of time

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lizzymodblog:

I can hear my own blood flowing.

I can smell the inside of my eyeballs.

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lizzymodblog:

gearholder:

lizzymodblog:

When I’m getting married, there will be no diamonds. Fuck that. Useless pieces of shit.

My ring better have something useful on it. Like a flashlight. Give me a flashlight ring and I’ll be yours.

Since you’s a chef why not a lil’ sharpening stone for your knives on it instead?

Oh, and then I miss once and chop off my fingers, yeah, that sounds like a great idea.

You know you can take off rings right? -.-

And just because I said little doesn’t mean it’s be the same size of a shitty diamond, hell it might as well be a full-on knuckle thing.

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lizzymodblog:

When I’m getting married, there will be no diamonds. Fuck that. Useless pieces of shit.

My ring better have something useful on it. Like a flashlight. Give me a flashlight ring and I’ll be yours.

Since you’s a chef why not a lil’ sharpening stone for your knives on it instead?

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