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Out of the many voices my thoughts are spoken in, female, male, high, low, none of them ever sound like my own voice. I’ve always wanted to know if that’s normal but I’ve avoided asking anyone in case it isn’t and I get sent to a mental…
Keep them different, hold a dialog with them even, it strenghtens your spirits and shit when you divide yourself into more people and then get to know each one of them and befriend yourself like wow this is totally asinine -.-
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Wi-Fighting
[via]Winternet is coming
pretty sure i’ve rebageled this 20 times already but it’s just so good
Did you just say rebagled?
this is actually one of my favorite things
rebagled
(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via the-one-they-call-buttface)
im gonna buy a motorboat so i can motorboat on a motorboat
I think you still need two people for that.
Step 1: bend head down. Step 2. Grab own boobs. Step 3: motorboat those puppies.
Oh right you can do that when they’re that big…

im gonna buy a motorboat so i can motorboat on a motorboat
I think you still need two people for that.

come back when you’re more metal, buttboulder B/
so are you saying she has a…
*puts on eyepatch*
‘rockin’ booty?
ZED NO è [ é
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