askterry: Croissants are Mexican food now?


The Pastry War was the first Franco-Mexican War, began in November 1838 and ended with a British-brokered peace in March 1839.

As part of the peace treaty, the British found a controversial addendum wherein the French demanded the rights to make Churros® into a French cultural property, which was sanctioned with not only it’s denial, but also by allowing Croissants® to become a Mexican bread, thus creting a common ground for further diplomatic relationships.

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lockedinabirdcage:

GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD

PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS

AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.

BRAINS OVER BRAWN.

MIND OVER MATTER.

PAPER OVER ROCK.

You clever little shit.

then what the fuck does scissors mean

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I love Cromartie

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barhandarold: Then what? Also, 'in your experience' - were you motorboating?


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That’s private

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