Three types of D&D classes:
- Those that derail the adventure by saying “I’m gonna kill it”
- Those that derail the adventure by saying “I’m gonna steal it”
- Those that derail the adventure by saying “I’m gonna fuck it”
(Note: both bards and druids are “I’m gonna fuck it”, albeit for completely different reasons.)
I wasn’t aware that druids did that sort of thing too. Which are their reasons?
Bards are an “I’m gonna fuck it” class because of how the class is built.
Druids are an “I’m gonna fuck it” class because of the kind of player who rolls druids.
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A lemon astral projected into my mouth after seeing this
I can see this image with my eyes closed
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Maybe she’s born with it
Maybe it’s PASSED DOWN THE ARMSTRONG LINE FOR GENERATIONS!!
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I should be banned from making edits
WHY IS THIS GETTING NOTES AGAIN!?!?!?!?!
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