gearholder: Y'know what's fun? if I listened to my inner pirate right now I'd be competing with Tj for "turf" waivus and already have you in the bag by now - .-
Are you flirting with me?
N-no, I’m acknowledging your Femthisrt to establish superiority ò///ó

//Thus began the rise of Aperture Science.
Oh, looks like they finally found a way to synthesize nintendium
You can make anything pop punk see watch
normal bananas
pop punk bananas
(Source: jackadiddlediddle, via slapmango)
okay but a story about an asexual pirate who gets made fun of by the crew until he saves all of them from sirens
A pirate for the adventure, not the booty
oh my gosh i want that on a bumper sticker
Trying to pilot a ship here. Thanks.
IT GOT BETTER

(via kitana-coldfire)
When you want to play through a pokemon game again but don’t want to lose all your favourites, legendaries and shinies
Just buy a new copy!
Yeah, let me just go spend all this money that I don’t have on a game that I already own
Here’s the trick: Have another pokemon VERSION where you capture 30 boxes worth of rats and trade them over for your favs before deleting the file in the game you want to replay















