Anonymous: Have you ever thought about just programming yourself to love a boyfriend? Seems like an easy solution to your problems.


pv02:

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>Seriously, even if I WAS looking for one it’s not like a boy can just magically solve all my problems.
>And it’s not like you even know what those are to begin with!

Her problems are a low performance receptor rack on the front, an oversized battery compartment on the back and A freAKIN MANUAL CONTROL PANEL AREYOUKIDDINGMELETMEJUSTFIXITALLALREADYDJHSGHFHGASDJS

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pkmntrainer-serena:

do you want to make a contract and become a fairy type?

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6,090 notes4 years ago
koopz:
“ dfilms:
“ Donald’s Cousin Gus, 1939
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cousin gus is a dick
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There’s no breakfast because there is no fast to break in the first place

koopz:

dfilms:

Donald’s Cousin Gus, 1939

cousin gus is a dick

There’s no breakfast because there is no fast to break in the first place

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227 notes4 years ago

ask-princess-moe-lestia: Let me try out the hat, please?


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3 notes4 years ago

lizzymodblog:

Its weird that torch means torch but it also means flashlight

in dutch we have completely separate words for those

Two different words? You mean like “torch” and “flashlight”?

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23 notes4 years ago

der-stein: You're the gearholder, so hold these gears.


You already asked this two years ago, Dereddiah Themire Stein ( /)_-)image

(The joke is that years sounds like gears)

8 notes4 years ago

arosusama: Hey Gear would you like to be a robot? Beep bop


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10 notes4 years ago

nephritedblog: I WILL STEAL FEM


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8 notes4 years ago

Anonymous: metal gear?


2 notes4 years ago

wicked-thornes: I'm gonna bang my robot whenever I damn well please


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I knew I should’ve had posted “Electrogonorrhea: The Noisy Killer”

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