Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
Anonymous: Have you ever thought about just programming yourself to love a boyfriend? Seems like an easy solution to your problems.
pv02:
>Seriously, even if I WAS looking for one it’s not like a boy can just magically solve all my problems.
>And it’s not like you even know what those are to begin with!
Her problems are a low performance receptor rack on the front, an oversized battery compartment on the back and A freAKIN MANUAL CONTROL PANEL AREYOUKIDDINGMELETMEJUSTFIXITALLALREADYDJHSGHFHGASDJS
Donald’s Cousin Gus, 1939
cousin gus is a dick
There’s no breakfast because there is no fast to break in the first place
(via slapmango)
Its weird that torch means torch but it also means flashlight
in dutch we have completely separate words for those
Two different words? You mean like “torch” and “flashlight”?
You already asked this two years ago, Dereddiah Themire Stein ( /)_-)
(The joke is that years sounds like gears)
Anonymous: metal gear?
I knew I should’ve had posted “Electrogonorrhea: The Noisy Killer”