geradex: You forgot the 4th law... Though to be fair it is far lesser known. 4th law states: robots are for sexual.
HARRY HARRISON’S WORK ISN’T CANON YOU FUCKUP
AND HE CAME AFTER DILOV ALREADY HAD MADE A 4TH t(._. t)
Anonymous: Gladys the shark not GLaDOS from portal. GLaDOS was formerly human though.
Shark is okay, it doesn’t endanger human existance. MAYBE the genpool, but the planet’s still safe so it’s okay yes.
As for this, you shush zed, you didn’t even know what the 3 Laws of Robotics were until I told ya, so you can’t advice these kids in safe robot interface
t(û.ú t)You didn’t know the three laws…?
Why are we allowing someone who doesn’t know the three laws to make robots?! That’s irresponsible and dangerous!
You didn’t know the three laws ? O.o
I knew what the 3 laws were, just hadn’t ever heard them referred to as a specific title or official thing. But either way they would’ve been silly and restrictive.
To be fair, 90% of Asimov’s writing is demonstrating how useless his own three laws are in practice.
NEVER CALL THE LAWS USELSS, NUMEROS (╯°Д°)╯︵/(.□ . \)
THE LAWS ARE THERE FOR OUR BENEFIT DAMINT, IF YOU WANT YOUR NON-ASENIONS RUNING WILD AMONG HUMANS THAT’S FINE, BUT I GOT PRINCIPLES AND WORK ETHICS TO FOLLOW.



I can never not reblog this.
“What is this pink person? It doesn’t have skin”
(via pencil-rebagels)
arosusama: I'm much more adorable than Inkie! Plus I'm funny!
I think you two need to have a cute-off. Which one is more cuter and adorable.
That’s a no contest, Ink’s a part of the Adorablessed, you don’t stand a chance sasha

Lowblood ancestors rock band
DRUMMONER and SINGLESS
I wondered why this suddenly started getting notes again tho now I got it
(via budaclees)
clairclairsky: robots are sexy they dont ever need to stop and they dont get tired uwuwuwuuwuww
Are you coming onto me?
adurot: Define "orz".
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I’ve already done that like five times, I ain’t gotta explain shit if you’re gonna be a dümphük and not pay attention enough to remember t( º _ º t)






