
A group of baboons is called a troop you lying sacks of moldy bull semen.
(Source: notalwaysfriendly.com, via the-one-they-call-buttface)
incase you missed this in my drunken stooper
Dád Egbert has officially been banned from Facebook. I can’t get him back without government ID.
This post will honor the man and the legend and live on in our hearts even as he no longer lives on on the internet.
RIP Dád Egbert. And may you and Johnjamin seek peace in the afterlife.
I love you for doing this dad egbert was the only facebook profile that needed to exist
adios dad you will be missed

i have to upload this one by itself.
because this girl is legitimately blind.
she had two other people with her as her guides and she was so fucking precious
jesus christ
when she told us that she was so happy that there was a character she could be as herself, i just
me and everyone else with me
started crying our eyes out.
I have a video as well…
uploading that soon.Wow.
Wow this is not only a good cosplay, but dedication and something I think the fandom should really respect. She looks adorable and I’m so glad she got to do something like that.
God I love Homestuck people.
I hear about blind fans from time to time and I can only wonder how they follow the story and my only conclusion is that their friends read the pages, maybe throw in some characterization and voices, and that is just so fuckin cute to me I can’t even ; w;
(via budaclees)

I have my wallet out already
(Source: grapesoda333grapesoda22-blog, via budaclees)
While I often seem to be associated with having a “no-nonsense personality,” from my point of view, I seem to engage in quite a lot of nonsense.
So either I don’t quite understand the meaning of the phrase due to my blissfully foreign upbringing, or everyone who has ever referred to me as having such a personality is a big fat liar.
They just mean you don’t get involved in OTHER people’s nonsense, only your own
deeceeoh: Let's not forget the Zeroth law: "A robot may not harm humanity, or, by inaction, allow humanity to come to harm." I'd say that dating and breaking up with humans harms humanity.
That… that is the whole damn message of that Futurama propaganda video. And only you, and only now are getting it. Out of the 50 something people who were made aware of it. The only one.

Well that’s as much as a consolation prize I’m getting I guess “orz
Anonymous: Gladys the shark not GLaDOS from portal. GLaDOS was formerly human though.
Shark is okay, it doesn’t endanger human existance. MAYBE the genpool, but the planet’s still safe so it’s okay yes.
As for this, you shush zed, you didn’t even know what the 3 Laws of Robotics were until I told ya, so you can’t advice these kids in safe robot interface
t(û.ú t)You didn’t know the three laws…?
Why are we allowing someone who doesn’t know the three laws to make robots?! That’s irresponsible and dangerous!
You didn’t know the three laws ? O.o
I knew what the 3 laws were, just hadn’t ever heard them referred to as a specific title or official thing. But either way they would’ve been silly and restrictive.
To be fair, 90% of Asimov’s writing is demonstrating how useless his own three laws are in practice.
NEVER CALL THE LAWS USELSS, NUMEROS (╯°Д°)╯︵/(.□ . \)
THE LAWS ARE THERE FOR OUR BENEFIT DAMINT, IF YOU WANT YOUR NON-ASENIONS RUNING WILD AMONG HUMANS THAT’S FINE, BUT I GOT PRINCIPLES AND WORK ETHICS TO FOLLOW.
Did you even read any of Asimov’s books
Plus it works with positronic brains, which are fictional. No way to implement them in hard with actual technology.
His books were NOT about how useless the three laws were. Every instance of his stories were about how the laws were misinterpreted by humans, or the consequences of attempting to override them.
And zed, the laws are not restrictive. Might I recommend you pick up a copy of the original “I, Robot” and give it a read. It’s excellent stuff.
And in this very trainwreck of reblogs we can see Jade’s point about humans misinterpreting things quite expertly being demonstrated by Numeros. Thanks Numeros ._.

























