Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
When I’m getting married, there will be no diamonds. Fuck that. Useless pieces of shit.
My ring better have something useful on it. Like a flashlight. Give me a flashlight ring and I’ll be yours.
Since you’s a chef why not a lil’ sharpening stone for your knives on it instead?
Oh, and then I miss once and chop off my fingers, yeah, that sounds like a great idea.
You know you can take off rings right? -.-
And just because I said little doesn’t mean it’s be the same size of a shitty diamond, hell it might as well be a full-on knuckle thing.
When I’m getting married, there will be no diamonds. Fuck that. Useless pieces of shit.
My ring better have something useful on it. Like a flashlight. Give me a flashlight ring and I’ll be yours.
Since you’s a chef why not a lil’ sharpening stone for your knives on it instead?
More humanized art. Guess which Mighty robot is which. Some are obvious, some not so.
Rest in fucking pieces
Vore fans are squirming in their seats.
Damn, how is Oak still alive
Snakes digest very slowly. I imagine he made the thing burst open by pulling a bike out of his pocket and riding it indoors.
My vote is on using a pokeball from its stomach and making the thing turn inside out as a result.
If you’re in a pokemon that is sent to a pokeball, do you get trapped in the pokeball?
It’s not like pokemon leave behind a pile of undigested food.
So this is new why?
(Source: shelgon, via conspicuouslad)
is this what having a penis is like
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(Source: hanukkahlewinsky, via the-one-they-call-buttface)
