poniesponiesevrywhere:

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lizzymodblog:

I can hear my own blood flowing.

I can smell the inside of my eyeballs.

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lizzymodblog:

gearholder:

lizzymodblog:

When I’m getting married, there will be no diamonds. Fuck that. Useless pieces of shit.

My ring better have something useful on it. Like a flashlight. Give me a flashlight ring and I’ll be yours.

Since you’s a chef why not a lil’ sharpening stone for your knives on it instead?

Oh, and then I miss once and chop off my fingers, yeah, that sounds like a great idea.

You know you can take off rings right? -.-

And just because I said little doesn’t mean it’s be the same size of a shitty diamond, hell it might as well be a full-on knuckle thing.

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lizzymodblog:

When I’m getting married, there will be no diamonds. Fuck that. Useless pieces of shit.

My ring better have something useful on it. Like a flashlight. Give me a flashlight ring and I’ll be yours.

Since you’s a chef why not a lil’ sharpening stone for your knives on it instead?

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32 notes4 years ago
gomigomipomi:
“More humanized art. Guess which Mighty robot is which. Some are obvious, some not so.
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gomigomipomi:

More humanized art. Guess which Mighty robot is which. Some are obvious, some not so. 

387 notes4 years ago

pokemon-global-academy:

Free Them! 

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conspicuouslad:
“ adurot:
“ lizzymodblog:
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“ rocket-mouse:
“ pokemon-global-academy:
“ Rest in fucking pieces
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Vore fans are squirming in their seats.
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Damn, how is Oak still alive
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Snakes digest very slowly. I imagine he made the...

conspicuouslad:

adurot:

lizzymodblog:

pembrokewkorgi:

rocket-mouse:

pokemon-global-academy:

Rest in fucking pieces 

Vore fans are squirming in their seats.

Damn, how is Oak still alive

Snakes digest very slowly. I imagine he made the thing burst open by pulling a bike out of his pocket and riding it indoors.

My vote is on using a pokeball from its stomach and making the thing turn inside out as a result.

If you’re in a pokemon that is sent to a pokeball, do you get trapped in the pokeball?
It’s not like pokemon leave behind a pile of undigested food.

So this is new why?

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jurou-tenshi:

gameofchrons:

is this what having a penis is like 

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