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14,786 notes11 months ago

goth-shitposts:

dont be a slave to the limitations of Halloween, be a macabre bitch every day

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43,405 notes11 months ago

wvnderbar:

“may” contain nudity? either it does or it doesn’t don’t waste my fucking time

(Source: gothicprep, via not-the-conversation-starter)

220,748 notes11 months ago

zarekthelordofthefries:

prokopetz:

Media sometimes uses a snarky butler as a sign of a weak or ineffectual employer, but man, if I had that kind of money, I’d pay extra for a butler who was quick-witted enough to just burn me to the ground at a moment’s notice.

This is the principle behind medieval jesters

(via not-the-conversation-starter)

174,579 notes11 months ago
totallygamerlife:
“The mighty stones of crashing
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totallygamerlife:

The mighty stones of crashing

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749 notes11 months ago
dragon-in-a-fez:
“ marisatomay:
“ nerdjpg:
“Hi I made this. Discuss. Left column is the first word.
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me: “this chart doesn’t even make sense, it’s just the same words on both axes, what the fuck is a goth goth”
me, after looking at it for ten...

dragon-in-a-fez:

marisatomay:

nerdjpg:

Hi I made this. Discuss. Left column is the first word.

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me: “this chart doesn’t even make sense, it’s just the same words on both axes, what the fuck is a goth goth”

me, after looking at it for ten seconds: “this is the most accurate thing I’ve ever seen”

(Source: nerdjpg, via firesuperstar)

95,446 notes11 months ago

occasionallyomniscient:

rubysevens:

Danny Devito and Jeff Goldblum both give off chaotic energies, but in opposite directions. One is the yin to the other’s yang. However, both are everyone’s uncle

Danny is ur dad’s brother and Jeff is ur mom’s

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198,648 notes11 months ago

rose-of-yonezawa:

lemonadeandrice:

namjoons-boy:

If someone calls you thunder thighs you should take it as a compliment because you have been gifted by thor and he probably thinks you’re beautiful

Thor, looking at one of my thighs: This leg, I like it!

Me: *crosses my other leg over top*

Thor: *gasps* ANOTHER

😂

(via silver-tongues-blog)

168,793 notes11 months ago

about Spider-man (no IW spoilers)

the-american-bad-dream:

Okay so there’s always been one thing about Spider-man that has always bothered me, and it has nothing to do with the character.

It’s about his room.

In Captain America: Civil War, Peter’s room is not much to look at. It’s got a twin bed, a crappy desk and a computer that Peter had to scrounge out of a dumpster. He’s middle class, and his aunt has to pay New York rent, so it’s understandable.

But look at his room in Homecoming.

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Look at all the stuff he has. The twin bed has been replaced by a nice bunk bed, the crappy desk is now new, and his computer went from a relic to top of the line. Not to mention all of the new stuff he has. His room used to just be blank walls, but now it’s a teenager’s dream.

There’s no way in a period of what is only a few months that his family would be able to have enough money to pay for even half of this.

I had always thought this was a continuity error, but then I had a revelation.

Who has enough money to pay for this? What man would buy a whole new room for a kid that he learns has been dumpster diving to get a decent computer?

Tony. Freaking. Stark.

He’s not the most emotional person. Tony’s own father was distant and strict, so Tony has no idea to show any kind of affection in the paternal sense.

But if he knows one thing, it’s money. He’s got it, a lot of it, and he’d be damned before he’d let a kid smart enough to design his own web slingers work on an Apple 2 computer left over from the 1970s.

If you think that Tony doesn’t care about Peter, then you would be dead wrong.

(via silver-tongues-blog)

14,298 notes11 months ago

How Food Looks Before It’s Harvested.

biochromium:

pr1nceshawn:

Sesame Seeds

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Cranberry

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Pineapple

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Peanut

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Cashew

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Pistachio

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Brussel Sprouts

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Cacao

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Vanilla

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Saffron

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Kiwi

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Pomegranate

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exactly 1 minute ago i had absolutely no idea what the plants sesame seeds and peanuts came from look like and i am shocked and surprised

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327,466 notes11 months ago