hannibalscock:

foxnewsofficial:

what if the bumps around your nipples were actually braille and everyone had a different message like fortune cookies 

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111,850 notes8 years ago

dittoprize:

New icon, yooo.

Hey lad. Match it ya twerp >:v

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22 notes8 years ago
electricdoc:
“ jensenacklesmeltsmyheart:
“ electricdoc:
“ alonelyangel6:
“ electricdoc:
“ thesweetandawesomeqinn:
“ electricdoc:
“ stabble1234:
“ electricdoc:
“ slendersummerseve:
“ BITCH I WILL FUCKING CUT YOU
” ”
YOU’VE ANGERED THE WRONG FANDOM
”...

electricdoc:

jensenacklesmeltsmyheart:

electricdoc:

alonelyangel6:

electricdoc:

thesweetandawesomeqinn:

electricdoc:

stabble1234:

electricdoc:

slendersummerseve:

BITCH I WILL FUCKING CUT YOU

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YOU’VE ANGERED THE WRONG FANDOM

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You’re going down punk, just you FUCKNG WAIT!! You will learn that this fandom is far worse than you will ever want to know. We may seem soft and shy, but we’re just being NICE! We can be cold, cruel, mean, and make you suffer and wish you had never said what you said. We can send you into the farthest most empty reaches of the galaxy, summon demons to our disposal to make you suffer, and make you feel the feelings that we experience, and don’t fucking think for a single goddamn second that’s easy! The amount of emotions that would boil inside of you would literally kill you. So keep your motherfucking distance and we won’t hurt you, so stay the hell back, asshole. If you so much as insult us one more time, we will bring firey hell upon you and bitch slap you into oblivion. Your move, dildo.

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We know how to kill a human and hide the evidence. Your body will never be found, and that is a promise.

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You do realize a majority of the fandom are 20 somethings right? or at least in college. We can find you, kill you, and make it look like you killed yourself. Don’t try us :)

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699,763 notes8 years ago
kawakji:
“ Some people… some people are just born more poetic than others, I guess.
”

kawakji:

Some people… some people are just born more poetic than others, I guess.

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8,044 notes8 years ago

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6,002 notes8 years ago
thecultofcraze:
“ amoureuux:
“ oh
”
That’s okay, I didn’t need my heart.
”

thecultofcraze:

amoureuux:

oh

That’s okay, I didn’t need my heart.

(via nomiros-deactivated20190302)

248,702 notes8 years ago

lizzymodblog:

My standard approach when I meet new people is to constantly insult them. Whether or not we become friends is based entirely on them whether they get offended or take it as a joke.

My standard approach when I talk to friends is also to constantly insult them.

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Could you maybe be part Irish?

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13 notes8 years ago
conspicuouslad:
“ lizzymodblog:
“ balladoftarby:
“ kingcheddarxvii:
“ Don’t say it
”
release them
”
liberate them
”
Give them away for no monetary value
”
Unleash a plurality of present-tense third persons

conspicuouslad:

lizzymodblog:

balladoftarby:

kingcheddarxvii:

Don’t say it

release them

liberate them

Give them away for no monetary value

Unleash a plurality of present-tense third persons

(via conspicuouslad)

221,113 notes8 years ago

conspicuouslad:

catbountry:

fafafixit:

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things were never the same for gene after that

I missed this.

Got wrecked

Conrad no, that implies a threesome e__e

(via conspicuouslad)

82,117 notes8 years ago

winnebago-on-top-a-toboggan:

Oh my god. Why did it have to be this photo? You assholes.

Why is this so funny?

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1,329 notes8 years ago