lizzymodblog:

I traverse my living room by jumping on and over various backs and arms of chairs and sofas.

Parkour!

Floor is lava biatch!

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lizzymodblog:

I wonder how much asshole I am. I’m at least 50% asshole, but am I 100% asshole? I don’t think so; there’s worse assholes in the world. Maybe around 75% asshole, that sounds about right.

From 2 years of knowing you (shit, it’s really been that long?) I can estimate the amount at a 72.311% asshole tbh

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