Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
could you imagine like seeing one of my posts on your dash and then going to my blog and im in the process of opening a pickle jar with a sword
This is that high-end Homestuck roleplay I’ve heard about, right?
yes so much so i got the sbahj tat on my shoulder so I could just really get into character all the time all the time
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someone will die today
Is it thaf jar there?
bastard just Will Not open but i control my own destiny and am NOT to be held to the whims of ANYONE much less a smarmy little pickle jar
backup has arrived in case things Go South
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sorry for being ornery on main I can’t manage to open this one dollar jar of pickles and it’s making me really dysphoric right now
what am i fucking doing?? i have a sword for christ’s sake
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How Loki should have survived…
Loki, being strangled by Thanos: *Whispers* harder daddy.
Thanos, dropping him: Bitch what the f-
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if ur sad do not fear friend i am sending puppies to help u
(Source: c0keflow, via not-the-conversation-starter)
Anonymous: So... wouldn't you be able to see an invisible girl's bra from a top angle through where her head should be? Or if she's wearing a crop top you could see her panties through where her stomach should be right? Explain the science
don’t wanna