everytime you think “that’s too big to be a sea bass”
you’re wrong
you are fucking wrong
its always a fucking sea bass
i honestly didn’t know what this was referring to so i just assumed that tumblr was filled with a community of disgruntled fishers smh
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I felt it was time to write a new commission post, so here we are. I’m going to introduce hourly pricing rather than fixed rates so that my work is correctly valued. I’ve already done this with a few commissions and it has proved successful so here we go.
Graphics - £10/hr ($15/hr)
Logos, cover art, symbols etc… whatever comes to mind, I’ll attempt it.
Web Design - £25/hr ($40/hr)
!!! UPDATED AS OF 17/09/14 !!!
If you need a simple website designed, I can try my best to get it done for you.
Please note I only have moderate knowledge of HTML5 and CSS3, I know absolutely no Javascript or PHP - so please don’t ask.
However, if you need a website built using a CMS (content management system) such as Wordpress or Joomla!, I will be able to help.
I am unable to build themes from scratch, however, but I will be able to design pages using a prebuilt theme. If you have no idea what CMS or even what theme you wish to use, I can help you with that as well.
Please note the following:
- All payments will be made through PayPal, using the “donate” button on this blog.
- I have the right to turn down any commission for my own reasons.
- You are allowed free minor revisions to a commission for an indefinite amount of time after making payment and receiving your commission.
- All graphics commissions are provided in .ai format and high-resolution PNG.
- Most commissions are completed within 1-2 hours, so the average price of a commission would likely be the base price.
If you have any questions, feel free to ask.
!!! UPDATED AS OF 17/09/14 !!!
!!! UPDATED AS OF 17/09/14 !!!
!!! UPDATED AS OF 17/09/14 !!!
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barhandarold: Speaking of 12 inches long things, how many footlongs did you eat in your life? No, dicks don't count.
If we’re talking sandwiches, I’ve never had a footlong. If we’re talking hot dogs, once or twice in my life.
To be fair, no one’s ever had a footlong.
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Nintendo Oui
I have been waiting for this for 84 years
It is…how you say a…metaphor
Wii wii
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Gorgeous Alphonse Elric Cosplay
Cosplay by Sveneld | Photography by Kucheruk Elena
Bet that cosplay cost an arm and a leg.
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Something weird I’ve noticed about the MLP fandom and it seems to JUST be with ponies… It seems to be the only fandom (at least as far as I know) that has individuals that are interested exclusively in said fandom.
They’re by no means the majority, but…
I’m not aware of any Miku or Vocaloid fandom actually. In fact I only know you who likes them, as well as that pony blog.
Yeah well, that hasn’t stopped me before from being a one-man fandom for Galaxy Girls and El Tigre >:’(
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Anonymous: ((I want to get into Vocaloid, but where/how do I start? Sorry for not messaging your mod blog about this, I'm just kinda shy so I wanted to do an anon message.))
ask-futuresound-deactivated2020:
((No worries! :3 I’m happy that you want to get into them! I’d recommend just starting to listen to some of their songs. There are literally thousands of songs on youtube that have videos that go along with them. A good start would be to look up a certain vocaloid’s songs and listening to a bunch of them. There’s a ton of genres (and voices) to go through and you’ll eventually pick out the one’s you like. That’s really how it all started for me. I would browse youtube for Miku videos and through that I found the other vocaloids and began listening to those as well. The music videos that go along with the songs are usually appealing as well. Keep in mind though, there are definitely some grimdark songs out there that get incredibly dark so if you’re scared of that kind of thing I’d stay away from that. Usually you can tell by the tone of the song and the video though so it’s pretty easy to avoid them if you don’t like it (Most of the time, I’m looking at you “Happiness and Peace of Mind Committee”). If you’d like you can even check out my frequently updated vocaloid playlist on Youtube:
I update it regularly with songs that I like (and I’ll also pull some songs from it for the songs of the week). If you wanna do that I’d suggest putting it on shuffle and trying to find what songs and voices you like. I encourage you to explore on your own still because everyone has different tastes and I do tend to favor some vocaloid’s voices over others. If you do find a song though, it’s always a good idea to check out songs by the same producer or the recommended videos on the side. (The producer’s name is usually found in the Youtube credits, I personally like Deco*27 and Lamaze-P a lot!) If you want to know more about the characters themselves a good place to look is the Vocaloid Wiki. The fun thing about the Vocaloids is that none of them really have “official” personalities aside from a few features so you can decide what they’re like on your own and make your own headcanons. Good luck my friend! Here’s hoping you find some fun vocaloid tunes that you enjoy!))
Something weird I’ve noticed about the MLP fandom and it seems to JUST be with ponies… It seems to be the only fandom (at least as far as I know) that has individuals that are interested exclusively in said fandom.
They’re by no means the majority, but it’s kinda odd. In every other fandom I’ve seen personally at least, practically every person had multiple interests. I don’t know if it was due to the nature of the communities, just due to the fact they were smaller, or what: They might’ve had a favorite fandom, but they would branch out on occasion. MLP’s the only one as far as I know that has this many people who like ponies and exclusively ponies.
I’m not ragging on the pony fandom, but I seriously wonder what causes it.
I am not into any other “fandoms’ except MLP.
So. Yup.
Jad you filthy liar I’m calling your bluff è [ é
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