piratedashmod: What kind of lubes do you use for sexual congress with robots? 10W-30? 5W-30? 10W-40?

geradex: There is a game called "Drunken Robot Pornography" but it isn't what you would think it is.


LOOK MAN IF YOU WANNA COME TO TERMS WITH STUFF YOU GOTTA FUKCING LIVE WITH IT FOR A WHILE

WHAT DOES THAT SENTENCE MEAN?!
I WOULD NEED HOURS TO DECIDE FOR WHAT YOU’RE TRYING TO SAY THERE
deeceeoh: ◕‿◕:what is your guilty pleasure?
Watching robot por.. NO I MEAN DRAWING ROBOPORN AND NEVER POSTI… NO I MEAN OOGLING GIRL CLOTHES AT THE MALL >///<
AH UH ERM ARGH! DISTRACTION TACTICS 15, GO!!

- ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) :relationship status?
- ಠ_ಠ:what is your biggest pet peeve?
- (ಥ_ಥ):finish this: i hate it when...
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- (づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ:are you a hugger?
- (╯°□°)╯︵ ʞooqǝɔɐɟ:besides tumblr, do you have any other social media?
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- | (• ◡•)| (❍ᴥ❍ʋ):favorite tv show?
- (ง'̀-'́)ง:are you okay?
- (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧: sexual orientation?
- ┬┴┬┴┤(・_├┬┴┬┴:are you a people person or a loner?
- ლ(ಠ益ಠლ):do you have any siblings?
- ಠ╭╮ಠ:have you ever self harmed?
- (づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ:have you ever been in love?
- (☞゚∀゚)☞:would you rather be hugged by a bunny or kissed by a doe?
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- ♥‿♥:tell us about your crush!
- ◔̯◔:what time is it?
- ◕‿◕:what is your guilty pleasure?
- ◔ ⌣ ◔:are you a virgin?














