conspicuouslad:

abrightmoon:

hippopotamus-hi-tops:

things your friends will say if you’ve made a good pun:

  • get out
  • fuck you
  • shut the fuck up
  • oh my god why
  • you need to stop
  • you’re not funny
  • that was terrible
  • are you proud of that

“There’s thirty seconds I’ll never get back.”

“Hey pussy lips, go fuck yourself”

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modestmango:
“ kaonthechair:
“ apochedgie:
“ This will always make me laugh, no exceptions:
”
look at sonic holy shit
”
but in all honesty if anyone can figure out what its really supposed to be can you message me. ive tried like 5 times in paint and...

modestmango:

kaonthechair:

apochedgie:

This will always make me laugh, no exceptions:

look at sonic holy shit

but in all honesty if anyone can figure out what its really supposed to be can you message me. ive tried like 5 times in paint and cant figure it out im really upset

Side view of Eggman, you collective polynigmions

dunno what the fresh fuck that yellow line’s supossed to be tho

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captainbritish:

ravensdelight:

almualimbeatbox:

for-the-other-shoe:

hobbitkaiju:

vrabia:

I lost it at The Backstreet Boys

why have I never heard of this person before

WHY DOESN’T THIS HAVE MORE NOTES

…. I’m in awe

Apparently you haven’t seen his Talk Dirty to Me cover…

WHEN HE FUCKING SWITCHED TO EMINEM THO

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12,755 notes8 years ago

Emojify →

adurot:

not-reality:

conspicuouslad:

not-reality:

Bring Google’s Emoji from Hangouts and Android to Chrome!

(Fully compatible with the Emoji used by OS X and iOS!)

I will stick with emoticons thanks

Well, OS X users (as well as basically all smartphones now) can type the things, so you may as well be able to actually SEE them.

I wouldn’t recommend using them, but for those of you on mobile or a mac: 💩

Oh my god Jade, that’s rhude!

Jayd:

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11 notes8 years ago
jake-richmond:
“Modest Medusa 458: Toothfacer
- I’m having a studio sidewalk sale on Saturday as part of the Fun on Foster street fair! If you’re in Portland and around the intersection of SE Foster and Holgate (on 63rd) come by and check it out....

jake-richmond:

Modest Medusa 458: Toothfacer

- I’m having a studio sidewalk sale on Saturday as part of the Fun on Foster street fair! If you’re in Portland and around the intersection of SE Foster and Holgate (on 63rd) come by and check it out. I’ll have discounted damaged books, old t-shirts, left over prints and other odds and ends Medusa stuff for sale! If it’s not raining. If it rains I’ll stay home and play Destiny.

– I know I’m always mentioning Patreon, but it’s a big deal to me and it helps out a lot. I don’t know what I’d be doing without it and I super appreciate all the support! Right now we’re just about $50 away from the next Milestone goal, which is a regular ask Medusa feature where I’ll draw Medusa answering reader questions. I think it’ll be cool! If you like the comic and want to help out please check out my Patreon page!

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theoriginalfwubble:
“ I’LL USE MY TRUSTY FRYING PAN
AS A DRYING PAN
”

theoriginalfwubble:

I’LL USE MY TRUSTY FRYING PAN
AS A DRYING PAN

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25,748 notes8 years ago
rom-read-only-memories:
“ Aggron + Rock polish + Headsmash = this
”
The fuck train has no brakes >:y

rom-read-only-memories:

Aggron + Rock polish + Headsmash = this

The fuck train has no brakes >:y

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