piratedashmod: Do you use a fake device down there when you bang a robot, or do you like the feel of steel?

piratedashmod: *bicycle kicks a Netherlands soccer jersey at you*

youobviouslyloveoctavia: How many robots have you banged? :y

This many:

millionmoiles: Would you rather punch an Armadillo in the face or moon in front of EA's vice president.

Armadillo. Because who’s he gonna fuckin’ call for when it screams “security”?

zedrin-maybe: TMI: WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU GOT LAID?

10 days ago, 5 years in the future.

“orz