I don’t actually like cake.
Or pie.
Or any baked good, really.
I mostly like meat.
I like ripping apart my food with my bare hands and teeth.
Cake is too soft and mushy.
You’re the apex predator
I don’t know exactly what that means but it sounds cool so I accept this title.
It means you’re the top dog and no one messes with you tryin’ to eat you.
Kitchin Grumps!!
She’s not just any unicorn
it’s so good to hear that voice coming out of that thing
(via pennycrossed)




