Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
HAHA I’M BACK FROM WATCHIN THE BOOK OF LIFE BITCHES!! AND YOUR GADERM SPOILURS WON’T WORK ON ME ANYMORE!! >:y
Tell me that I’m a good girl.
Tell me that I did well.
That I made you happy.
(via sunlight-knight)
You know who else wears visors? Pokémon trainers >:y
I’m not the front desk worker asshole, you just walked in onto my chambers directly >:V
Fun fact: This is Orlando’s legit impression of Johnny; it wasn’t originally scripted.
Was there even a script for this film. Every time I see a post about PotC they are like ‘this wasn’t scripted’
(via slapmango)
Anonymous: You name is Gear Holder, so what do you do? Hold Gears? Because they already have a thing for that, it called a shelf! You can also put your bait on a shelf too. Do you have a sister named Bait Holder? XD I'm sorry...
In any city, in any country, go to any mechanic workshop or robotics institution you can get yourself to. When you reach the front desk, ask to visit someone who calls himself “The Holder of the Gear”. Should a look of child-like fear come over the workers face, you will then be taken to a cell in the building. It will be in a deep hidden section of the building. All you will hear is the sound of someone talking shit to themselves echo the halls. It is in a language that you will not understand, but your very soul will feel unspeakable fear.
Should the talking stop at any time, STOP and QUICKLY say aloud “Is this the new repair shop? I got a coupon for a free calibration.” If you still hear silence, flee. Leave, do not stop for anything, do not go home, don’t stay at an inn, just keep moving, sleep where your body drops. You will know in the morning if you’ve escaped succesfully.
If the voice in the hall comes back after you utter those words continue on. Upon reaching the cell all you will see is a windowless room with a person in the corner, speaking an unknown language, and thinkering with something. The person will only respond to one question. “Are robots for sexual?”
The person will then stare into your eyes and answer your question in horrifying detail. Many go mad in that very cell, some disappear soon after the meeting, a few end their lives. But most do the worst thing, and look upon the object in the person’s hands. You will want to as well. Be warned that if you do, your sermon will be one of cruelty and unrelenting horror.
Your death will be in that room, by that person’s words.
That object is 1 of 538. They must never come together.
Modest Medusa 465: Hunger
The Portland Retro Game Expos was weird but fun. I’ll definitely go again next time! I managed to not buy tons of old games. in fact, except for a t-shirt I got out without buying anything at all!