







Self care 101
Okay reblogging this again because this scene literally changed my life
(via budaclees)



how the fuck does that just “happen” to a pizza
Life finds a way
(Source: turtlesinahalfshell, via raikissu)



correction: i knew, i knew the whole time plz say somethiNg nice TO ME plEA
(via slapmango)

Fighting Words
Active verbs to use in a fight scene or an otherwise violent encounter, color-coded by severity (with red as most intense and purple as most mild), and categorized by type of fight.
Them’s fighting words
(via der-stein)







ABB: “You can’t chock me Meanie, ah don’t have windpipe lol,”
MeanieBell: “I’m not trying to chock you. I’m trying to shake your annoying speaker off !! ”(( I’m so sorry.))
(Source: ask-applebloombot, via wicked-thornes)
Anonymous: At least tell me that Audrey has still got the booty.
Why of course, Anon. You are pretty much required by law to have the booty if you want to be part of this blog. Nothing to worry about.
And he does mean everybody.
No words. New Icon. Bye.
This is how it shows up on my dash and I’m fucking dying.
Ed, quit grinding your own head - it’s obscene!
Sorry. I cannot hear you over the sound of all this booty I’m having.
adurot: Do you have an archive of these Bait pictures or are you making them up as you go along? Are you going to eventually run out?

but no these are all internet stuff, try checking baitbooru, idk, idgaf -. -















