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diddy-wah-diddy:

diddy-wah-diddy:
Self care 101
Okay reblogging this again because this scene literally changed my life

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298,760 notes 4 years ago

everythingiscraycray:

how the fuck does that just “happen” to a pizza

Life finds a way

(Source: turtlesinahalfshell, via raikissu)

175,017 notes 4 years ago

scrawlvitus:

correction: i knew, i knew the whole time plz say somethiNg nice TO ME plEA

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249,298 notes 4 years ago

linestorm:

Fighting Words
Active verbs to use in a fight scene or an otherwise violent encounter, color-coded by severity (with red as most intense and purple as most mild), and categorized by type of fight.

Them’s fighting words

(via der-stein)

80,552 notes 4 years ago

askapplebloombot:

ABB: “You can’t chock me Meanie, ah don’t have windpipe lol,”
MeanieBell: “I’m not trying to chock you. I’m trying to shake your annoying speaker off !! ”
(( I’m so sorry.))

(Source: ask-applebloombot, via wicked-thornes)

545 notes 4 years ago

Anonymous: At least tell me that Audrey has still got the booty.

kindaherny:

espressobean:
kindahernyart:
espressobean:
kindahernyart:
Why of course, Anon. You are pretty much required by law to have the booty if you want to be part of this blog. Nothing to worry about.
And he does mean everybody.
No words. New Icon. Bye.
This is how it shows up on my dash and I’m fucking dying.
Ed, quit grinding your own head - it’s obscene!
Sorry. I cannot hear you over the sound of all this booty I’m having.