haeronaut: Hi darling! How are you? I am Erica. I am a game developer and tester. Our team is currently testing our latest browser game and would like to ask you to try it out. Your opinion will mean a lot. Be first to see it! Would really appreciate your help. It will take only few moments of your time. Give it a try on MY PAGE. Let me know how it was, we can chat after. Erica:)* xoxo

endarkculi:

blazing-forge:

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Jesus christ, I’ve gotten like six of these over the last few weeks.

Since just ignoring them all doesn’t seem to work, let me politely ask you to fuck off because I’m not interested.

Yeah, answering the asks just makes more of them come, if I’m right. Yeesh, the Erica hivemind isn’t even trying anymore, though. Not even saying the game’s name or any such thing.

This is the second time I’ve seen a Pseudo-Erica message that involves flirting, and they have both been for ladies attracted to other ladies. I will assume that this is not a coincidence, and that Pseudo-Erica is actually interested in human women.  The poor dear will be so disappointed when she realizes how impossible such a relationship is, because her focus on work will drive all potential spouses away. And also because, as gearholder keeps saying, “robots are not for sexual”. Oh well.

Also, ” :)* ” is not a valid emoticon, Pseudo-Erica. You were so close, but that asterisk serves no purpose. Not even if you had a face, and that face had a notable dimple under your lip.  Better luck next time.

Godamn no one listens to my PSAs -_-

wehingsounds: Too plain to be baroque.

Hmph, look man I don’t wanna say deco unless I see some color