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As part of the final countdown to The Book of Life, I'mma do a thing where I teach all y'all about muertos so you don’t dive in on the movie without knowing anything >:v
SO LET’S START WITH THE BEST MOTHERFRAGGIN YEARLY BREAD THERE IS!!
Pan de muerto (Bread of the Dead) is a type of sweet roll traditionally baked in Mexico during the weeks leading up to the Día de los Muertos.
It is a sweetened soft bread shaped like a bun, often decorated with bone-shaped phalanges pieces. Pan de muertos is eaten on Día de los Muertos, at the gravesite or altar of the deceased. In some regions it is eaten for months before the official celebration of Dia de los Muertos. As part of the celebration, loved ones eat pan de muerto as well as the relative’s favorite foods.
The bones represent the disappeared one and there is normally a baked tear drop on the bread to represent goddess Chimalma’s tears for the living. The bones are represented in a circle to portray the circle of life.
The classic recipe for Pan de los muertos is a simple sweet bread recipe, often with the addition of anise seeds, and other times flavored with orange flower water. Other variations are made depending on the region or the baker. And for all a you pumkin spice enthusiasts, yes you can find recipes that have some in it -.-
Bumi tests airbending during dinner vs Bumi gets tested for airbending during dinner.
‘American Horror Story: Freak Show’ Shares Fascinating Videos Featuring 'Extra-Ordinary’ Cast
FX has shared two mini-docs featuring the “extra-ordinary” cast members of “American Horror Story: Freak Show:” Mat Fraser, who plays “Paul The Illustrated Seal,” and Rose Siggins, “Legless Suzi.”
Watch both the mini-documentaries and learn about the incredible cast of “Freak Show” here.
i appreciate that instead of just using these people for shock value, they are treating them like human beings and telling their stories.
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That guy is wearing a helmet, but it doesn’t protect him from the dangers of mustard. Probably because mustard is something you eat. I’ve once received a drop of mustard on my head and I don’t think I’ve suffered a lot of brain damage although, I mean, I could be wrong. I’ve been wrong about a lot of things in the past such as: Yogurt is not a cat, I had to learn that the hard way, and you can not play the piano if your piano is resting precariously on top of the CN Tower.
And this here is a clear illustration of what mustard can do to your brain kids, so don’t do mustards or you’ll think cats are yogurt.
FOILED AGAIN
OH MY FUCKING GOD
The allumnati triangle may have one eye, but huss has two
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Assassin’s Creed with kittens.
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If a catastrophe caused the Internet to crash, there are 7 people in the world who have keycards that can reboot the system when all 7 keys are used together. Source
It’s getting to the point where technology is indistinguishable from magic.
“Oh, no, the MASSIVE INTANGIBLE LIBRARY OF INFORMATION which allows humans all over the planet to communicate and share information has ceased functioning! Call upon the seven sages whom hold the artifacts which will repair it!”Dude its even better than that, they have to journey to a certain location in america to combine their codes into the Master Code which can revive the internet.
did fucking hideo kojima design this system
Atomic missiles and such require two keys to be launched for safety so it’s not possible for one person to unleash nuclear hell alone. Two.
Reviving Lord Internet requires seven. FOOD FOR FUCKIN THOUGHT.
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