Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
Dear white people who are offended for mexicans because of the use of the sugar skull makeup by non mexicans. (or any other race that isn’t mexican) Please stop, we are not offended.
— Mexicans everywhere (via bloobox)
(via eric-coldfire)
- white person:how do you say my name in your language??
- me:pendejo
My son wanted to be dad for Halloween, I nixed his request to shave the top of his head bald & we went with matching hats instead (x-post r/Halloween)
(via stunningpicture)
‘Hey, At Least Now People Will Be Able To Tell Us Apart.”
'Hey, Fuck you.”
A picture of the twins before they shed their mortal coils, but after Scardelita lost her depth perception.
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Unfortunately I had run out of ‘The Book of Life’ art to steal for backgrounds, so I made some bad papel picado to balance out the picture.
How Avengers 2 will play out. Starring Tony Stark as Geppetto!
Cos those Pinocchio undertones were pretty hard to miss.I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE I’M AFNAG’AGE;BEH;AGHA
(via inuleeli)
This must look so weird if you don’t speak Dutch
Honestly she’s just saying ‘mummy this one this one this one please’
i aM PISSING MYSELF
(via deeceeoh)
Dex: The part that messes with me most is if I read it as
Gear makes “fuck” mean “please feel”.
Zed: t(ಥ^ಥ t)
