Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
he asked for a blowjob and i blew him away with the word of the lord
(Source: adultswim5000, via sunlight-knight)
when you realize you got a fact wrong about your favorite video game
(Source: mariowiki, via endarkculi)
Cis people are so gullible. A doctor basically gave a quick glance at your junk before you were even old enough to communicate and you think that’s the best gauge of your gender? Sad.
(Source: punlich, via captainbritish)
my hero
This is a better Superman movie than the entirety of Man of Steel.
wtf m8 no way >:V
it’s a Homesuck joke
this is what the refrance >:T
Way to make it awkward, Dave.
I don’t know how to find the source… T^T
Ohh hehe this is my comic, dear! ;3
ITS BEEN SO LONG SINCE I HAVE SEEN THIS AND EVERY TIME IT MAKES MY DAY SO MUCH BETTER
all moms are categorically smoking hot. so are their asses. its like some universal law or something that your bros mom will always give you an erection if she walks by and you can see her ass.
(via budaclees)
HIF … PRE ….
art by RE-sublimity-kunEpilogue:
True story, bro.
(Source: re-sublimity-kun.deviantart.com, via geradex)
mythicaldeoxys said:
Have you ever met Ferrothorn? Or are his spikes too dangerous?
There’s nothing a few hats can’t fix!
aronymous15 said:
how do you feel about arons?
I like to give them small bits of metal to eat!
