klkincaid:

unseelieangel:

if you’re ever really sad you should probably go look at cake wrecks. your life won’t improve or anything but you’ll probably be too busy trying to decide why the word “ultrasound” is suddenly so funny to you to remember why you were sad, at least for a little while

I had a roommate that worked at a bakery. someone actually ordered a cake that said “you’re dead to us.”
I wish she had sent me the picture.
who does that?

(Source: sleepyselkie, via kitana-coldfire)

Unselfie by bleedman

lemoro:

Hey gurl.

Like what you see?? ;)

This double chin needs some Dan spunk

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theemberislandplayahs:

I’m glad they didn’t turn Toph into some kind helpful old lady living in the woods. She’s still the Avatar-butt-kicking trash-talking greatest Earthbender in the World!

The finest wine knocks you out in one sip.

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