Me: *listens to the onett song from super smash bros melee*
My mind:SHOT THROUGH THE HEART
AND YOU’RE TO BLAME
(Source: shadestoohot, via chefpyro)

there’s room for one pink doctor fuck in this town and it’s me.
as for you, doctor porker
i diagnose you with dead

the terrifying part is that, 30 years ago you’d have to wait to get the film developed to see what was out there…
(Source: dreams-in-metaphors, via flipywaterboy)
Minty is just cold spicy
Delete this
I mean I am a cold bitch
(Source: reddit.com, via timurmurtazin)




#inconspicuous winking
few things I love about this scene:
* Aunt May mouthing “WHAT THE FUCK” as she hides her face from Tony with her tastefully falling curls
* Tony winking up a storm as May’s peripheral vision is obscured by her own tastefully falling curls
* Peter being able to see both adults trying to be sneaky
(Source: jessica-henwick, via maybeiwasserious)






