cryptiboy:

witchella:

lancery:

when i woke up this morning, my first thought was ‘no one visits my grave anymore’ and i was really sad for a few minutes so i lay on my bed with my eyes shut and then all of a sudden i opened my eyes and was like ‘wait i don’t have a grave what the fuck’

you were possessed

find the spirit that possessed you and visit their grave you jackass

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301,382 notes11 months ago
bunnyshadeow:
“it has been 3 zillion years ever since i draw a pokemon
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bunnyshadeow:

it has been 3 zillion years ever since i draw a pokemon

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16,110 notes11 months ago
pancakeke:
“ imgonnafucktherobot:
“ pancakeke:
“👀
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pancakeke:

imgonnafucktherobot:

pancakeke:

👀

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391 notes11 months ago

woodmeat:

tsunamiwavesurfing:

veronicavirgo:

woodmeat:

tsunamiwavesurfing:

onkay:

tsunamiwavesurfing:

bitches ain’t even 5’5” demandin a 6’3” nigga like “pick someone your own size” ain’t a thing

Im 5’2” and my ex is 6’4” step off

your ex already did

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So, my biological mother is 5’1 and my biological father is 6’4.
My 6’3 brother is married to his 5’4 lovely wife.
My 5’11 brother is married to his 5’1 wife.
When the fuck did “stick to your own size” become a thing? Did I miss the memo? Are you going to tell me to stick to my own race as well? Stop dictating love. Fuck off.
Also, I’m 5’3 and once dated a guy who was 6’9. We were adorable.

typed your entire whole life story just to end with “the tall guy not here no more” lmaooo

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160,676 notes11 months ago
genuine-good-boy-of-the-day:
“Today’s Genuine Good Girl is: Kat from the Gravity Rush series
”

genuine-good-boy-of-the-day:

Today’s Genuine Good Girl is: Kat from the Gravity Rush series

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1,554 notes11 months ago

ideal outfit

firesuperstar:

spaffy-jimble:

lesbian-overload:

the-macra:

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thanks have a good day

YES

dyke boots go stomp

Hfhfhg i thought the jacket thing was like..a weird squid hat…and i was still like “yeah this is a good look”

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4,215 notes11 months ago
pv02:
“ 079
>loading Performance_anxiety.AMP
< Prev | Read on the official site!
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pv02:

079

>loading Performance_anxiety.AMP

< Prev | Read on the official site!

581 notes11 months ago
milkayart:
“happy hex month!
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milkayart:

happy hex month!

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25,071 notes11 months ago

adurot:

montypla:

eelpatrickharris:

f1rstperson:

soyeahso:

I was looking at contact paper because I have some shelves to line like some kind of adult and while I was innocently browsing, I came across this

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Horrifying. But it got worse. 

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Imagine coming home from school and your mom’s all “Hey honey I redid your room!”

Jallpaper

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@bewear-the-bear

@chefpyro

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111,554 notes11 months ago

insanelyfriendlybear: Hey I like that elf


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