

HE IS 300LBS AND MARIA IS HOLDING HIM LIKE A SHIH TZU
Maria confirmed strongest of the Tres Leches trio
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What does a useful lesbian look like?
This
We’ll kill the bug for you AND make you pancakes.
are you guys wearing the same shirt
Yes. Lesbians all have the same plaid that we pass around.
Sisterhood of the Traveling Plaids.
Besides, everyone knows a woman loves a woman in uniform
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I find dancing to be tedious and boring.
Like, why do people even do it?
You just stand there, flailing your limbs around like a jackass.

idk what you’re talking about, dances make me laugh

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Illustration from NF Magazine, featuring Major Burrows from the Super Mario Galaxy games.
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