Football is like Dungeons & Dragons. Every 30 minutes of real time is like 2 minutes of game time.
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This is actually a great gif, because, like British colonialists, they claim ownership over this website but have no legitimate reasons for doing so and no one else here likes them
I’VE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR 5 YEARS
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Do you see this kid? He’s only 13 years and has saved the world from an invasion and has been thrown into 5 different death matches against his own will and has fought 66 other fighters in a multi-dimensional battle all with their own weapons.
He has fought 66 Opponents to the Death armed only with a Wooden Bat and a Yo-Yo. Countless times has he seen death at a young age. He’s gone against cultists, dickhead cops, vicious animals, aliens, his insane next door neighbor, pink puffs, giant turtles, angels, goddesses, sword fighters, spacemen, plumbers, bounty hunters, princesses, ninjas, robots, and videogames themselves. He stands triumphant among the battlefield and says “Okay!”
He knows everything’ll be OK. He is the pure light at the end of a dark tunnel.
God Bless you Ness, mighty son of man.
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Silencing Slider Cheeseburger Ball Gag by Gorge Ohwell. It’s even 100% silicone. HELL YES!
holy shit
My kind of ballgag
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Fairy Tail is such a good anime
The episode where Professor Oak gives him a Soul Gem so he can join the Survey Corps is my favorite.
My favorite part is where he believes in the heart of the cards.
Going to find all the Dragon Balls.
Remember when he forgot to collect all the Chaos Emeralds so he was banished to the Shadow Realm?
And how they used the pokemon against those Espada Titans?
And then they got trapped in the video game, so they used their gundam to fight the gunmen? I loved that part.
Oh man my favourite part was when Edward brought out his gigantic scissors to defeat the last angel.
That part was epic.
But it took like 4 whole episodes for the planet to blow up and kill Alucard Brando. Fuckin anime, man
And man I cried like a bitch when that homunculus Charlotte transformed into the 4th stage and blew up Ace. His sacrifice inspired everyone so much man ;^;
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