if you had a friend who spoke to you in the same way you sometimes speak to yourself, how long would you allow that person to be your friend?
jose-md: If the decisions is "dicks are good and I like dicks now" I hope your follower base is a bit more intelligent than the ones of other women bloggers I follow. Otherwise I see offers for dickpics and Skype requests in the future.
Wait. Does this mean we have to send Lizzy photos of Richard Nixon, Dick Clark, and Dick Tracy?
Will have to remember to do this
I already got an appointment for a photography session in 4 days :y
putuksstuff: wow what a fuckin' weeb
Redemption code “wow what a fuckin’ weeb” accepted, deploying crying Miku:

astral-dreamer-pony: why do people mess with you about robots? your icon is an undead, they should mess with you about that!
Godamnit, everything was going too well to be true ( /)_-)

cutiverse-deactivated20161031: Are you a tortilla?
No wtf it says right there in the description >:V

no way this is 6 seconds long
ok this guy’s definetly been a roman in at least 2 stations of the cross -.-
(via kitana-coldfire)





