lunchbot1:

That one time the Decepticons were stopped by a donkey

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scootoaster:

The bread never manages to get onto the table…

((Trying out a new thing with this blog’s art style. Tell me what you think!))

All that bread ever wants is to get inside toasters and yet they taunt it for not being able to.

No wonder he’s such a relatable character to so many people

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archiemcphee:

Let’s pay a visit to the Department of Extraordinary Lobsters and meet Santa Barbara, CA-based biologist Forrest Galante who recently discovered this awesome Pacific spiny lobster while free-diving in search of lobsters off the coast of Anacapa Island in southern California. The colossal crustacean, nicknamed Albert Girther, weighs 11.5 pounds and is estimated to be somewhere between 60 and 70 years old.

“I’ve been doing this for ten years and I’ve never seen a lobster as big as Albert Girther -– which is his name,” Galante told Barcroft TV. “I mean any lobster that can bear hug a man must be pretty huge and he had no problem with that.”

If you’re wondering where the lobster’s big front claws are, unlike the American lobsters found in the Atlantic, spiny lobsters have no front claws, but instead sport a magnificent pair of enlarged antennae.

After taking Albert for a brief stay at the Santa Barbara sea center as well as a visit to his home where he introduced the amazing arthropod to his family, including his dog, Galante transported the lobster to the safety of a marine reserve, where Albert immediately swam off, free to breed and continue living large beyond the reach of fishermen.

Click here for video footage of Albert Girther, the legendary lobster.

Images via Barcroft TV

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I want doritos again :/

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iguanamouth:

breloom mushroom variations !! (click on the pictures to see which ones)

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