Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
You know what’s creepy about Humpty Dumpty?
They never said he was an egg.
The story of Humpty Dumpty was based off of a story of a 5 year old being put to death in a pit of spikes.
this is humpty the cannon. it was used to defend king henry 7th during the wars of the roses. until one day during battle it fell off the wall of the fort, broke and could not be fixed. please don’t make things darker than they really are
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The sittin’ one didn’t make sense - .-
I figured Aggron would be one of those projects you work on a hat for the longest and end up rushing the rest of the cosplay so it doesn’t quite resemble the poke to the fullest.
And by “figure" I mean "that was my entire drawing process for this peice of shit, shut up and fuk u”
“orz
Football is like Dungeons & Dragons. Every 30 minutes of real time is like 2 minutes of game time.
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This is actually a great gif, because, like British colonialists, they claim ownership over this website but have no legitimate reasons for doing so and no one else here likes them
I’VE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR 5 YEARS
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