Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
WHEN WILL PEOPLE FUCKING REALIZE THAT
MEN
ALSO
ARE
GIVEN
UNREALISTIC
EXPECTATIONS
DO YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING IDEA
HOW IMPOSSIBLE IT IS
TO LOOK LIKE THIS???
IT’S 100% FUCKING ILLOGICAL TO EXPECT MEN TO HAVE THIS RIPPED SIX-PACK ABS AND BE SKINNY AND HAVE PERFECT SKIN AND FACIAL COMPLEXION! MEN ALSO EXPERIENCE BEING UNCOMFORTABLE WITH OUR BODIES ALL. THE. FUCKING. TIME.
when will women realize that not all of us can be ‘da man?
Oh hey look it’s the fault in our stars
I SHOULDNT BE LAUGHING THIS HARD OMGH
(Source: itscaptainhammertime, via extradan)
Anonymous: Your anons crave pokemon that are members of the mineral egg group, so there's that
FUCK
Mineral baits, quicksilver anons in the blue walls, the poké that punctures space, thirst, tedium, clouds of dust, impalpable epiphanies of wind… u_u
Trapinch is such a cute pokemon like what the heck. It has an actual sparkle in its eye by design. It’s constantly sparkling. I love Trapinch.
(via pennycrossed)
