Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
BUT THE NEW DORONBO AREN’T BAD GUYS AND NEVER WERE SAGFDSAHGFS
NO I REFUSE CHANGES THAT MAKE HEROS BAD GUYS
If you ever run out of walls to punch in anger try punching your fist with your other fist, both at the same time.
They’ll be allright, they’re stronger than walls.
Anonymous: I wish thee a good day, and an enjoyable night!
why do boys always need o know ur bra size?? like u gonna jerk it to 38b?? do u even know what that means?? i could say 6p and theyd probably cum
give me the 1080p titty
60fps of titty
4k 144FPS mega-titty
6.8 GHz dual core titty
Find AUC for x = 3y logy - 1/36exp - (36y - 36/e)^4; where (0 ≦ y ≦ 1)
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Just remembered the thing Vriska’s non-death reminded me of.
Dd: Kanaya goes to like a ball like, staff ball and shes a senior researcher or something, and Rose like flattered some creepy teacher enough so she could be there and kanaya could see her and be like “fuck”
Dd: Kanaya drinks all the sparkling wine
Stephanie: gets a little tipsy and agrees to dance with rose and gets a little handsy
Stephanie: wakes up like that was SO INAPPROPRIATE SHES BASICALLY 15
Stephanie: rose is like, im 22
Stephanie: BASICALLY 15!!
Stephanie: kanaya’s like 30 or something
Dd: and she hates her self for jerking off to an undergrad or whtever
Dd: “I am going to hell”
Dd: tells karkat all about it, “i am going to be arrested and sent to jail karkat” and hes like “wait wasnt she like 22” and Kanny is like “that is not the point”
Stephanie: karkat is like, do you know how jail works
Dd: “Kanaya, that is not even the law, stop”
Dd: “terezi tell kanaya that it is not the law”
Dd: and tezz is like “it is so the law you are going to jail also send pics”theres this new au where rose studies abroad and seduces a beautiful older woman. its all about shipping and at one point kanaya gets on a plane and flies to italy just to punch dave in the face.
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