Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
I HAVE ASCENDED BEYOND TRASH.
I CANT BREATHE
why dis
Your name is GAMZEE MAKARA and ever since the girl you framed for murder has been RETCONNED 8ACK TO LIFE you decided to get YOUR LIFE around as well.
You’re grooming yourself, wearing FINE SUITS, ditching your TERRYFYING FACE PAINT and RELIGIOUS SUPERSTITIONS.
You’re even maintaing a HEALTHY MOIRALLEGIANCE with your best friend.
(via budaclees)
You see, Ivan…
…you will never forget to reload because you can never forget to be hungry
(via sunlight-knight)
Why Dutch shouldn’t be translated to English.
A few Dutch sayings in English;
- It rains steel pipes.
- I fell with the door in the house.
- There is nothing on the hand.
- I shall let them smell a poopy.
- I’m keeping you in the holes.
- I don’t trust you for a meter.
- It shall me a sausage be.
- It’s dick black outside.
- Unfortunately peanutbutter.
- To participate for bacon and beans.
- There is not a ball on the tv.
- It walks in the soup.
- Falling through the basket.
- This time, I can see it through the fingers.
(via siebewastaken)
GOTY
As a gamer, I live for this kind of shit
How many tries did this shit take though like holy fuck that requires intricate knowledge of the physics engine
(via sunlight-knight)