• Robin:GAH! What the hell is that?
  • Starfire:...My penis?
  • Robin:Oh god am I dating some sort of weird futa alien
  • Starfire:...Futa? Robin this isn't time for your glarfleeke Earth words.
  • Robin:Are you male and female at the same time?
  • Starfire:...I'm male, is that not obvious from my long attention grabbing hair, high pitched masculine voice and the engorged jorfloobs on my chest used in the sexy dance of one thousand butts to signal mating intent much like the Earth Peacock?
  • Robin:But you've been answering to "she" this entire time!
  • Starfire:I believe we may have had the misunderstanding as to what the pronouns indicate.
  • Robin:What about that huge guy with the beard when we visited your planet?
  • Starfire:My Grandmother? Okay, okay, let's just be clear here... You are?
  • Robin:Male.
  • Starfire:And friend Raven is...
  • Robin:Female.
  • Starfire:What is wrong with this gleepsnarkle planet.
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The comment section is ridden with people saying Gav’s method works and I myself do it too, so wtf how do people still sick? - ] -

8 notes4 years ago

(Source: rakkuguy, via xbndx)

4,219 notes4 years ago

perla-speedofsound-adventuring: Hey Teto, how do you get your hair so curly? :3


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Miku: You can’t just hi-jack someone’s blog Teto.

~Kasane Teto has been added to the character page~

Misoji-san is here! :Y

239 notes4 years ago

(Source: mrplatypusblog, via slapmango)

47,971 notes4 years ago

Today we learn about the bullshit of silverfish, Gavin’s perversions and Ryan attempts a prison break.

3 notes4 years ago

pilkie-deactivated20150616: Wow, you're drawing a lot of sock! You must be running out of space to put your art in. Might I suggest a... Sock drawer.


cutiverse-deactivated20161031:

DON’T BRING THE PUNS BAAACK

too late inkie

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Wait, maybe I’m stupid, but how does the existence of gravity oppose the “gods raising the...

rustywidget:

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poniesponiesevrywhere:

Gravity Versus Equestria by elyonblade

Wait, maybe I’m stupid, but how does the existence of gravity oppose the “gods raising the sun and moon” thing?

I mean, sure, the sun goes around the earth in their universe, that’s fine, but there can still be gravity, right? If anything’s effected it’d be the tides or something.

The physical problem there is that it’s impossible within the known laws of science for a star to be small enough in mass to orbit the Earth. Gravitational confinement, the method by which most stars achieve nuclear fusion, requires masses many orders of magnitude higher than that of the Earth.

However, since magic falls outside of known physics, it could be so, easily. Their Sun could be some kind of ‘magically confined fusion device’.

My favorite headcanon is that their star is an Eye of Harmnony:

And that this thing is a TARDIS Architectural Reconfiguration System:

And that their entire planetary system is a TARDIS that turned inside-out and created its own little fantasy world out of Time-War induced insanity.

The Mane 6 are the reincarnated personalities of the six original Tardis pilots. She misses them, so she’s trying to rebuild them, but she’s crazy, so: horses.

[Yes, I am a nerd.]

I’m gonna ignore all the doctor who bullshit you just pulled.

Maybe Equestria is just a way bigger fucking planet than the earth as we know it, bigger than a star? Far-fetched, but stranger things have happened.

Naw, if a planet was more massive than a star, it would collapse in on itself and become something like a star. Even if it was completely ‘burned out’, the best you could do is a gas giant.

How about… Celestia actually controls Equestria´s orbit around the sun, rather than the opposite, but they just tell everyone she’s controlling the sun instead because the general populace is too stupid to understand?

Conceivable, except she’s be manipulating the rotation of the planet about its axis, not its orbit.

There is one problem, though.

The nighttime sky moves with the moon;

And their Moon only comes up at night.

The kind of distortion pictured suggests that magic bends space-time.

The “Sun” and “Moon” they rise are actually within equestrian orbit and not the real sun and moon, and they each cast a “day” or “night” veil that blocks the actual sky all over Equestria.

They developed this magic along with weather-controlling pegasi and crops-controlling earth ponies to allow a completely controlled environment on their land.

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348 notes4 years ago

sextnoise:

wut

snapchat with Serena I’m guessing

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29,505 notes4 years ago

putuksstuff: WHY DO YOU REBLOG GENGAR AND USE MY TAG ITS LIKE THE LEAST POISON POISON TYPE I DONT MIND IT BUT ITS SORTA JUST NOT GROSS ENOUGH


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