did-you-kno:
“ Early American humans used to hunt giant armadillos and live inside their shells. Glyptodons were large, armored mammals that grew to the size of a Volkswagen Beetle, and natives took shelter inside their gigantic shells. Source
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did-you-kno:

Early American humans used to hunt giant armadillos and live inside their shells. Glyptodons were large, armored mammals that grew to the size of a Volkswagen Beetle, and natives took shelter inside their gigantic shells. Source

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333,609 notes4 years ago

quidpony:

captainlackwit:

quidpony:

captainlackwit:

EXCUSE ME SIR

I WILL HAVE AS MANY FETISHES AS I DESIRE

ROBOTS ARE NOT FOR SEXUAL LACK

Then why the FUCK does it have TITS!?

It’s clearly meant to be sexy, Quid. Look at that superlithe figure. The glossy lips, the outfit that accentuates the breasts.

If that’s not supposed to be sexy, then what the hell is it for?

Thanks to gearholder for the image. I hope I do him proud.

srsly

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31 notes4 years ago
jemortpourtonamour:
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jemortpourtonamour:

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37,391 notes4 years ago

I swear to god, if I finish this thing, and it gets less notes than that post, I will smack an amount of bitches equal to a multiple of 5 ._.

Also ohai top4 fans, ily :V

6 notes4 years ago

fangirlingoverdemigods:

tyleroakley:

peacelovelesbian:

libby-on-the-label:

busterposeys:

at what point in history do you think americans stopped having british accents

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Actually, Americans still have the original British accent. We kept it over time and Britain didn’t. What we currently coin as a British accent developed in England during the 19th century among the upper class as a symbol of status. Historians often claim that Shakespeare sounds better in an American accent.

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whAT THE FUCK

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79,330 notes4 years ago
slantededge:
“ at my future wedding and funeral service
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slantededge:

at my future wedding and funeral service

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419,893 notes4 years ago
asgardreid:
“ santaluxmemeburg:
“ Yeah, how are u gonna eat money?
”
>walking down the street
>cute worker waves at me
>wave back
>realize they were waving at worker behind me
>trip, potatoes fall out of my pockets
>try to pick up potatoes, so...

asgardreid:

santaluxmemeburg:

Yeah, how are u gonna eat money?

>walking down the street
>cute worker waves at me
>wave back
>realize they were waving at worker behind me
>trip, potatoes fall out of my pockets
>try to pick up potatoes, so embarrassed
>comrades assist me, reassure me that it’s okay

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